That awkward moment when you're not sure if a guy friend is flirting with you or not and you're not liking where this is going.
I tried on a really pretty vintage emerald green dress today...
and it was too small. Whoever owned it before must have been really tiny, cause I’m pretty skinny…
- Go to work in the morning
- Antiquing! (crossing my fingers for vintage dress or film camera)
- Go to work in the afternoon
- Stay at work until 10PM
- Watch SNL
- Pass out
1975 Michael Caine
Crap this plan to get my brother to ask my friend out is backfiring.